Crispin, you’ve been promoted to Knight Mustard for your good work
Our favorite celebrity Conan O’Brien decided to reminisce on Netflix and the streaming rate for people during the 1918 pandemic. I believe this resulted from the COVID-19 pandemic and how it drastically changed people’s lives overnight. With Netflix to the rescue, it was at least bearable.
To prove savvy, he and 14 others decided to spoil the fun of saying Netflix never existed, a piece of information we all know and never asked for. When all hope was lost, and the world was losing the battle to this man and 14 others, Sir Mustard decided to save the day with this beautiful reply, making earth whole, pure, and playful again.