How dare you defy the United States’ claims?
If the government says it is “core-ean,” then it is because you cannot know more than the government. To put more humor on the internet, a parody account of the United States spawned up a pretty clever joke about the language of center-earthed citizens, which they tag as the language of the core-ean (pretty smart, if you ask me).
Sand is to beaches, and annoying smartasses are to good internet jokes. A fellow internet troll decides to open the encyclopedia of Earth’s properties (information nobody asked for) to digress this meme. But like the eagle of the United States is known to withstand all forms of pressure, the joke and its outstanding reply stood their ground.
