What their mom bought wasn’t milk, it was glue
Imagine getting home thirsty and opening the fridge to get a big glop of milk. Suddenly, you realize it tastes a bit strange. Something about it is definitely out of place. You look at the brand: Elmer’s has a cow on its logo. You decide to keep on reading just in case.
Wait, what? Is it actual school glue? We believe the mother shouldn’t be held responsible. The branding from this enormous bottle of glue is quite problematic. Anyone could get confused by it.