Put Some Meat on It
Could you please put on a shirt or something and preserve the little amount of dignity left after such an unwarranted display of confidence. Yes, we see that all your ribs are intact, and you have sticks for arms. Next!
There isn’t much fat on this person, so there is even less to roast. If he were meat, you’d only chew bones after a good roast and some dry jerky-like meat after scraping for hours with a knife. If he were microwaved for 15 seconds, he would disappear because there is nothing to feast on. This one is a two for me. Are you still laughing? I knew you would enjoy this piece, but I would never have thought you would like it this much. A good roast, even one done over an open fire, is never complete with some spices and side commentary, and I am sure you loved every bit of it. You can look forward to several more amazing topics that will scintillate, entice and capture your attention. Until next time!