A drunk mascot threw up on the football field
Watching your classmates play in a football game is one of the most wholesome experiences of college life. There’s nothing like cheering the players on while surrounded by your fellow students. On top of that, you get to listen to the marching band and see the mascot’s smoothest moves.
This poor mascot shouldn’t have drunk an entire bottle of tequila the night before this college’s football game. A positive aspect of this accident is that their identity remains hidden, so their peers will be left to wonder who vomited inside the bear suit when they remember that event in the following years.
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