Jimmy Fallon’s Twitter Followers Explain Why They Are Still Single

Give me your hand, sorry your pen

Sometimes, the brain perceives things differently than they are. Even though the eyes only perceive a hand reaching out, the brain might interpret it as a hand that wants to be held. As a result, you hold that hand when your brain tells you to. You will not believe what happened next.

Photo courtesy of Instagram/@londonpenco; Tweet courtesy of Twitter/@DontLarfAtMeh

Some of these tweets are almost too painful to read. You can only imagine how embarrassing and humiliating it must have been. He might have looked at her, puzzled, thinking, ‘I want my pen back. She flushes, returns the cell, and bolts, mumbling some apology from the room.

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