No Child Should be Subjected to these Hilarious and Creepy Knock-Off Toys That Aren’t Quite Right

Don’t try Calling Blandness Girl on your new Phone

We don’t quite understand how the marketing department of this toy thought that “blandness girl” was a good toy name. Do they know what bland means? How will this appeal to any little girl? We have so many questions which we are sure will go unanswered. 

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The toy inside the package looks like a toy phone. We aren’t even sure the phone works. Everything about this toy looks cheap and poorly made. We’ve seen better knock-off toys that at least put in the bare minimum in terms of effort. This toy will break apart as soon as it is taken out of the package.

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